With Apologies to Mother Goose 
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. 
Then he had a terrible fall. 
An¡¯all the king¡¯s horses an¡¯all the king¡¯s men had 
Scrambled eggs for breakfast again! 
But oh, no no, don¡¯t say I told you. 
Don¡¯t go quotin¡¯ me¡¯ cause if you do, OI Mother Goose. 
Will be awful mad at me. 
Hey little Boy Blue come blow your horn. 
The sheep¡¯s in the meadow and the cow¡¯s in the corn. 
Now where is that boy that watches the sheep? 
He¡¯s out pickin¡¯ flowers with little Bo peep! 
Little Miss Muffet, she sat on a fuffet. 
That¡¯s kind of hard to do. 
Cause I looked it up and there¡¯s no such word. 
I think that¡¯s strange, don¡¯t you? 
But if she finds out what I said, I ask you, please. 
Kindly send along my apologies to Mother Goose!